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mini-maps are shit

2008-02-26 11:42:00 by Aaron Miller in Anyway Games
 
...shit. They're shit because you make these multimillion-dollar games, and people play them staring at these little dots The last game I had that problem with was Saints Row . Learning streets and landmarks takes time, while the mini-map provided instant knowledge, so I spent nearly all of my time looking at the mini-map while driving to...
 
Tags: mini-map effectively, time, game, character, landmarks takes time, mini-map, character class, core gameplay, mini-maps
 
 
 
 
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Paint My Shit Gold

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2008-05-25 19:35:49 by bs angel in Hawty McBloggy Invites You to Play
...Shit Gold is an awesome website that allows you to enter the URL of your choice and then graffiti the hell out of it. It creates a screen capture for you then presents a variety of tools for you to, well paint that shit gold. You can use spray paint, markers, or stencils to live out that closet dream you have always had for being the most bad...
 
Tags: shit gold, paint, spray paint, website, gallery image, awesome website, gallery, perfect artistic activity, mindless entertainment
 
 
 
 
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Jaffe: God of War movie may be shit, probably wont be

2008-10-01 08:04:30 by patlike in videogaming247
 
David Jaffes responded to new that Brett Ratners going to be directing the God of War movie in video form, as is his wont. Basically, hes good with it. Hey look: I dont know how the movies going to turn out. It could be shit, he said. I dont think its going to be shit when
 
Tags: war movie, shit, david jaffes, god, brett ratners, video form, hey, movies
 
 
 
 
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Who gives a shit about target renders, says Motorstorm dev

2008-11-26 22:18:38 by morriss in videogaming247
 
In defence of using a target-rendered CGI movie to advertise Motorstorm way back, Evolution Studios Nigel Kershaw has responded by saying, no-one gives a shit, this is how we make games. You didnt match your target render! says Kershaw sarcastically as though some child were taunting the development team. Who gives a shit, ya know? Thats how
 
Tags: shit, advertise motorstorm, target render, development team, cgi movie, games, no-one, defence, match
 
 
 
 
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Riccitiello: Investors dont give a shit about our quality

2008-07-22 06:54:06 by patlike in videogaming247
 
Speaking to VentureBeat at E3 last week, EA head John Riccitiello was blunt about how the investment community is clueless about his well documented drive for higher review scores. I dont think the investors give a shit about our quality, he said. They care about our earnings per share. They wait for it to happen. We
 
Tags: head john riccitiello, review scores, shit, investment community, quality, investors, earnings, clueless, week
 
 
 
 
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Warhammer Online dev: We cant schedule for shit

2008-07-29 15:52:34 by patlike in videogaming247
 
Speaking to Eurogamer at Develop today, Mythics Paul Barnett gave a reasonably good reason for Warhammer Onlines persistent delays. When we launch these games, we cant schedule for shit, he said. Were nearly there, God help us, the fifth time we schedule it its going to work. Lesson one: dont trust your schedulers. Add more time. The MMO
 
Tags: schedule, mythics paul barnett, time, shit, games, mmo, god, trust, launch
 
 
 
 
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Win Microsofts Shit

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2008-09-27 11:12:45 by bs angel in Hawty McBloggy Invites You to Play
...shit here Considering the severe lack of Play & Win Sweepstakes Microsoft offered over the entirety of the summer, I would venture a guess they are either making up for lost time or perhaps they hired someone new to manage that particular section (Hi Kiki!). Go read the official rules, find out how to enter the ones you are interested in,...
 
Tags: win sweepstakes microsoft, sweepstakes, win sweepstakes, microsoft, video games, xbox, play, xbox live, lots
 
 
 
 
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LittleBigPlanet Sales Not That Great? No Shit!

2008-11-16 07:05:44 by Editor in N4G.com : News Feed : gaming
 
Ripten I know some fanboys will read the headline and expect this article to totally slam the PS3 and Little Big Planet, and they will likely start posting hateful comments before even reading what this is about. Great. You are only making your fanboyism more apparent and showing the community what a massive dickface you are, so I welcome that...
 
Tags: sales, october sales, planet, littlebigplanet, shit, massive dickface, article, brilliant analysis, hateful comments
 
 
 
 
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Not Dead Yet

2008-05-25 05:12:45 by Kevin Green in Unlimited Gamer
 
...shit, the skin is almost 100% finished so thats the least of the troubles, if I can manage to just keep working at figuring out the backend we would be golden The new site has a ton more to offer than the current and will have about 7ish of the current sites sections revamped into the system, the rest of the site will stay as it is and all...
 
Tags: site in-progress, site, site content, foul shit, shit, current, current sites sections, content, sites
 
 
 
 
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Planetside: The 1%

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2008-09-05 09:16:18 by Quintin Smith in Rock, Paper, Shotgun: Making False Idols For 2008
...shit or anything. I dont remember exactly where I was when I first heard the news I do remember I was with my boys, Pyrrhic and Boff, and we were in our Prowler just trying to make a difference, same as always. Prowlers a battle tank, case youre unawares. Looks a little something like this . It takes three men to get it up to full strength,...
 
Tags: planetside, frag limit set, set, entire virtual war, entire, set foot, planetside teaches, war story, war