
Fred Zeleny is rather a conniss…conna…lover of the sort of things we cover in Bright Shiny Things, so I thought this go-’round I’d let Fred tell you about one of his favorites. Mr. Zeleny, you have the floor….
Imagine Sid Meier’s Pirates!, but replace piracy on the high seas with depth-defying salvage in treacherous waters. Less swordplay and swashbuckling, and more steampunk and surrealism. But keep the minigame action and addictive qualities.
Oh, and add the occasional geyser of blood. Never forget geysers of blood.
Now you have One Ton Ghost’s hilarious, award-winning browser game, Iron Dukes.



