Have you ever heard of UnNews? I hadn’t…until about 10 minutes ago. Think of it as a site along the lines of TheOnion, but with less topical stories. Of course, all the news at UnNews is purely fake, which is why they have a post concerning Link and his time traveling. It looks like all those jumps back in forth through time have caused a little issue…
Top scientists at the Hyrule Institute of Technology are reporting strange fluctuations in the fabric of space-time. HIT officials are being extremely secretive about the findings, but did shed some light on the matter this morning in a press conference. “We don’t yet know enough about the anomalies to give out any kind of information to the public,” said one noted Zora and quantum physicist. “While this could potentially turn into a serious situation, we urge the public not to panic at this time, and to wait until our notice to begin panicking properly.” As to the cause of these mysterious fluctuations, scientists can only speculate. “The most likely reason for these space-time tears is time travel,” said Hyrule Tech graduate student Malin. “Single trips forward or backward in time are relatively harmless to the Hyrule universe, but repeated forays between times could lead to permanent damage.”
This isn’t the first time that Link has gotten in trouble with the law. He was picked up for vandalism charges, and sent for a 6-month stint in the clink. Now he is out, about, and ripping holes in time! Read the full report here.
